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[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago (10 children)

Ah yes the famous learning curve of having to READ the INSTRUCTION BOOKLET of the things you buy

Land sakes ahead, HOW WILL WE MANAGE TO COPE WITH IT ALL

The worst this is that it's not even a READING thing.

Its a CARING thing.

God-damn, it's your fucking baby. You wanted it? you should have turned since conception into a linear algebra organic machine, devoted solely to calculating solutions for MIGHT DIE scenarios for your baby, applying n dimensional matrices to explore possibility space

Within the first few years, you should have been able to calculate most obvious scenarios (choking hazards, sand pits, piranhas, etc)

That frees up time to calculate the utmost edge cases ( wormhole traveling, memetic incursions, local brane collapse, and so on)

If you are smart about it, you can find an optimal stock selection strategy algorithm within P-Space

You should print the output in binary tho

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Dude it's a silly little comic featuring animal cartoon characters, it does not justify this level of rage.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

But snakes can't wear necklaces, people are such idiots!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

not with that attitude!

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