jjmoldy

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 4 hours ago

she slop my hog til I oink

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 hours ago

Listen, you gotta stop shitting in the kids' sand box. It's unhygienic!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Dude it's a silly little comic featuring animal cartoon characters, it does not justify this level of rage.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

I think we'd end up with a fractured smattering of "left" parties, one or two semi-cohesive liberal parties, and one or two semi-cohesive "right" parties. It would probably end up replicating the current system as the liberals would form a coalition, and the rights would form a separate coalition, while the left mostly fights amongst themselves and fails to establish actual power.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 days ago (2 children)

How is that a distraction? I saw this post, knew that I'd seen this photo before, and commented the year it's from. Please go ahead and explain what is objectionable about that.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 days ago (5 children)

This photo is from 2020

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

I feel like it's only a matter of time before they direct the DEA to start enforcing the federal weed ban in states which have legalized.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 2 days ago

FEMA balls ayy lmaoo

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago (2 children)

A necklace doesn't inhibit movement but okay.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 days ago

What magic spell do I cast on the money man to make him give me free money?

[–] [email protected] 72 points 3 days ago (7 children)

My parents sucked but I'm grateful they at least didn't leash me like a dog. They degraded me enough already.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I have mastered it at this point I think. Sometimes me and my wife just do it at each other over and over when we're bored

 

Step 1: Set your oven to 350° F.

Step 2: Take your bread roll (kaisers are my favorite) and run it under cold water for a few seconds, just enough to coat the outside.

Step 3: Put the roll in the oven and bake it for 5-7 minutes.

Step 4: Take out the roll and let it cool for a minute or two and then enjoy! The inside will be soft and fluffy and the outside should be thin and crispy.

Ever since learning about this I'm never going back.

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