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[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 days ago (25 children)

I'm really good at operating vehicles and other heavy machinery while on LSD, it doesn't significantly impair my coordination or reflexes. Delivered pizzas, drove a forklift once, and left more than a handful of underwhelming/unpleasant trip parties without having to wait til I came down. I suspect it's a combination of my particular neurodivergence plus a lot of practice gaming while tripping, hard to prove though.

[–] [email protected] 46 points 2 days ago (10 children)

Upvoted for being genuinely the scariest. It's not scary that you're really good. It's scary that you actually believe yourself.

[–] And009 3 points 2 days ago

Depends on the person, some people are worse than average without stims.

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