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[–] [email protected] 91 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I got abandoned at a pumpkin patch when I was in 1st grade :(

[–] [email protected] 74 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Were you raised by the pumpkins?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

And were they racist pumpkins?

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago

Are you one of them now? Did they eventually accept you?