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[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

In Duke Nukem 3D you could take a crap in the bathroom, and that game is from 1996.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

Duke also poops a poop in an aliens neck after ripping the head off!

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Truly a game ahead of its time

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

> Duke Nukem

> No Dukes and no Nuclear explosions

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Duke Nukem is the name of the protagonist you dingus

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

3D

It shows up as 2D on my monitor.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

You can move in 3D space, as opposed to the previous games, which were side scrollers.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Zero hour

Takes longer than zero hours.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Duke only pissed; on the first level you could find an alien taking a dump tho

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