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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I was at a legit shakespearean theater a few months back where everyone was dressed up for the show. This sharp looking older gentleman came to use the urinal next to me, I would have guessed he was sophisticated and well mannered from his appearance and general aura. He pulled his pants and underwear all the way down, held his shirt up with both hands, and stuck his hips as far into the urinal as he could.

It’s never the ones you suspect.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Your comment made me laugh way harder than my comment did. I'm still laughing right now.