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"You'll never get stabbed again" says man while stabbing people

I am

You should write to one of your two presidents about that, Them eat bridge.

"Can you tell me why your face has higher fidelity than the rest of your body?"

!Trademypolice

The real Paleo diet

!Hablaenespañolmicaca

Fuck, uhhhhh... My Polish was awful when I studied and now it's worse than ever.

Alright, get it together. I can do this! Apologies in advance...

“Knurled silly straws, d’awww!”

At the woke Tasmanian pharmacy, a nasty miniature commander said !Pretzelsmakemygown

A zesty woman said nah lil baby that’s so whack to go cum in Tarzan...

Your comment was a real challenge, but I feel pretty confident that I nailed the translation

Is our kids learning?

If corporations are people, we should be able to sue them for harmful speech. Or hang them for murder.

We've already seen how these types of scenarios play out:

• If DOGE isn't given access to SSA's systems, SSA will fuck over everyone who relies on them and MAGA will blame democrats for their unwillingness to negotiate
• If DOGE does get access to SSA's systems, they'll hold hostage everyone in the country and MAGA will blame Biden for bad security and accuse democrats of weakening national security to sabotage President Mu/mp
• If somehow everything magically works out okay, it'll be because Mu/mp is the greatest smartest bestest president of all time and deserves a third term

This is not an argument for doing nothing, just a forewarning to brace for undue blowback.

There are already many significant studies showing a high correlation. Come up with a better conspiracy theory and I'm sure my fellow citizens will vote for it.