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Couples Who Skip This Daily Ritual Are More Likely to Fall Apart (www.vice.com)

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

People under 69 are eligible to save (on average) 7 years of their life with this one trick! Hey you, listen up! 7 out of 12 couple therapist dont want you to know this one weird brainhack: When you hear your partner coming through the front door after work drop everything you are doing because this is the one crucial step. You instantly transfem into a hug-zombie. Hug-zombies hunger for hugs(and brains) and move awkward.

Spend more time hugging/smooching than scrolling on your phone. If you are caught scrolling you owe one smooch in the scroll-jar

Fuck AI, I'm just your friendly neighbourhood shitposter o7