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submitted 1 day ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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I need coffee to make my coffee, apparently.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Hey, the li'l machine is just jealous of you pissing in the mouth of Mother Nature, and so it's just acting out.

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