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[–] [email protected] 246 points 1 week ago (8 children)

"The director tells me it could have been done in 72 hours if we were allowed to make it even more inhumane / unsafe"

Fixed that for you.

[–] [email protected] 63 points 1 week ago (7 children)

Don't forget to make the working conditions inhumane and unsafe for the workers building the place! That could probably shave off a few hours, too!

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Built by and built for it's occupants planned occupants I bet :/

Edit: Its not it's (and autocorrect tried to correct me again)

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Fuck the people downvoting you, we have rules for a reason and you're right I'll fix it. I suspect a swipe error because usually I'm more attentive than that.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

No judgement implied, I'm genuinely just trying to be helpful. 🙇🏼‍♂️🫣🫠

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Well thanks! :)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Yup. Offer 'em a high wage, only to forefeit all their earthly possessions once you lock 'em up.

Gettin' 'n employee to train their own replacement ain't nothin' compared to that. Efficiency 9000!

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