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I have to massage my face due to nerve damage. I bought a massage gun but it is too violent, so I am seriously considering buyijg a cheap sex toy specifically to massage my face!
...but I may be the only one
I use my vibrator on my neck sometimes when I have a migraine, it works really well.
Even ones with an adjustable dial are too rough? First off I’m sorry you have nerve damage that sucks second off. I hope the hand dildo works.
I advise not to go "cheap" and make sure you get something body safe. (Cheap toys could be made with harmful materials.) Honestly if you go to a sex shop and explain what the need is, they'll be more than happy to guide you to toys that have the vibrations you need. There's buzzy or rumbly types and come in a huge range of strengths and textures
Seriously, they'd be ecstatic to help! And you would absolutely not be the only one
Unsolicited recommendation?:
I'm not sure what you need specifically, but something like this might work? https://lovecrave.com/products/vesper It's small and you can use the tip for pinpoint or the length of it for a larger area. It is rumbly, surprisingly so for such a small device, and has different strengths (and patterns), and doesn't look like a sex toy
I use an intimate vibrator on my face occasionally to loose up my sinuses. Just give it a good wash before and after; there's nothing wrong with it.
Oh my God that is such a great idea
"hey honey can you- what the fuck"
Does it work?
Not -always- but when things are really goopy and not going anywhere I can vibe for a couple of minutes until it's looser and then blow my nose and get my allergy spray in. It's a nasal spray so I need any room in there to get the meds in. I rub it mostly on my upper cheeks and nose and a little on my forehead.
Good idea. I may try it myself during allergy season.
what about, like, a regular-ass electric toothbrush?
Not a bad call, actually
Get a We-Vibe Touch! It’s got a silicone exterior and it goes from little vibrations to fairly strong.
That's super pricey for this. Any $15 vibe from Amazon will do.
That’s fair. I have one for other things and I love it very much.
I have a WeVibe Tango and have loved it for a very long time.
I have a tango as well! They’re excellent toys!
the gun is good
Perhaps the most American statement...
But no, the massage gun was definitely too violent for what I need for my face
it's for the head