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I watched several videos on a Combine Harvester's inner workings and I still don't understand how this thing works. (lemmynsfw.com)

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

To be fair, virtually everything is ten to a hundred fold more complicated in the dark.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago (2 children)

And mosquitos are chewing on your ass.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Assless chaps didn't work out huh ?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

I only wear those when I'm moving cows.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

Wondering around bottomless wasn't a good idea.