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It's just gay porn now

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[–] [email protected] 74 points 2 days ago (3 children)

I think gay porn has a better plot. At least everyone involved gets a happy ending.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Bibi and Don Don were just missing Vlad in their splooge fest

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

He’s watching the camera feed from another room.

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