MuskyMelon

joined 5 months ago
 

Mr Lil Dick Energy

[–] [email protected] 19 points 11 hours ago

And none blasted that vile Maralago place... Fingers still crossed

[–] [email protected] 27 points 11 hours ago

Godspeed Italian plumbers

[–] [email protected] 4 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

He calls himself an alpha king so he's gonna sound like a bitch

[–] [email protected] 47 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Why not now? Why wait till Aug 1? Just make it so.

You know why? He's fishing for more concessions.

Canada should just say fuck it and raise the digital sale tax and then fling fentanyl across the border with trebuchets.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

So "chemtrails" is just bone apple tea for "contrails" this whole time?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 19 hours ago

Sure lots of innocent men in jail but the difference is he can use political power to suppress the evidence.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 20 hours ago

The counter to TDS is TCD (Trump Cuckold Derangement).

Main characteristic is the ardent belief that Trump will love the person after continued engagement on one's knees.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago (8 children)

77 million fucktards still voted against their best interests

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

Hiding behind his crippled legs what a pussy

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

Remember the kids who rode the short bus to school? Once in a while, some of these kids would be in your class and sometimes they'd have an episode. Everyone would ignore them and let them settle down.

That's America to the rest of the world now. Trump has made America the kids on the short bus.

 

Cowboys and Texans suck anyway

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

Someone needs to take his nap

 

Ghoul

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago

If no one claims them, let them go free.

 

Can we please stop talking about how my best friend Jeffrey and I used to tag team under aged girls?!? God!

 

An official letter written on Truth Social at 3:47am

 

So he toured the Parthenon during 4th of July weekend, 24 hours AFTER people were caught in the flood.

Rafael Cruz just doesn't love Americans does he?

 

It's just gay porn now

 

While the adults are talking, Cartman says screw you, guys I'm going home!

 

If you can't handle being on the losing side, you should have just been Mexican.

Mexico 2 - 1 USA: Gold Cup Final

 

So that'll include some farmworkers rights right? Right?

Nah, it'll be straight slavery.

 

Full on Idiocracy now

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