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[–] [email protected] 117 points 5 days ago (2 children)

“Why don’t people want to hang out with me?”

[–] [email protected] 84 points 5 days ago (1 children)

"My only friends are people on my payroll."

[–] [email protected] 30 points 5 days ago

"People don't want to hang out with me unless I pay them"

[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 days ago

Unfortunately, there is no shortage of sadistic people like this who bond together just fine.