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Anon gets philosophical (lemmynsfw.com)

submitted 6 days ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 47 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I'd bet money on the best bj imaginable is given by a femboy. Thus the blindfold comes off. I must see the love of my life.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 6 days ago (1 children)

50/50 odds it's a bear.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Or one of those fish that clean the side of the tank in Chinese restaurants.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I, uh, hope we're imagining the same kind of bear.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 days ago

And I hope we’re imagining the same kind of suckerfish.