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[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago (1 children)

My favorite song is probably Compost Yuppie Scum. I'm pretty sure if someone doesn't like that song, it just means they have better mental health than me.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

With a title like that, anyone that doesn't like it is probably yuppie scum, and needs composting

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

Counterpoint: girl yuppies are often smokin' hot