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Clever Comebacks

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[–] [email protected] 70 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Oh, eww. I thought it was a reference to Orks, but it was just racist.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Well that's why my laptop is red.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It's supposed to be red stripes! Not fully red! Paint the rest blue to help with cooling, otherwise it will keep overheating.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

Explains alot...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

That and replace all the fans to sound like "waaaargh" as they spin.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

I thought it was Mac Vs PC