this post was submitted on 14 Jul 2025
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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[–] [email protected] 39 points 3 days ago (5 children)

Oooh... Now the bottom thing makes more sense. lol

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I read this and thought "the fuck you mean "done it once"?" Lmao

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 days ago (1 children)

homey wanted a trial run of titties but didn't wanna commit

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

taking a single dose of E as a treat is called "walking on eggshells"

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