I did the math to prove that Shaq is a woman. (reddthat.com)

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Shaq owned 155 Five Guys, (that's 775 guys!)

That was 10% of the franchise. Which makes Shaq also 1/2 of a guy.

Five Guys x 10% = .5 Guys

This logically means that Shaq is half man, Half woman.

He later sold all of those guys.

Since he sold his franchise he is no longer 50% of a guy though. Which means he is the first Man to become a woman through corporate actions alone.

I am good at math.

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[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

But how did Aaron Carter get a jersey with the name O'Neal?

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

I don't know who that is. But I'm sure they are smaller than Shaq and the Jersey will not fit. The only Jersey that fits Shaq is New Jersey.

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