NFL -
Arizona Cardinals 
Chicago Bears 
Cincinnati Bengals 
Cleveland Browns 
Dallas Cowboys 
Denver Broncos 
Detroit Lions 
Green Bay Packers 
Houston Texans 
Indianapolis Colts 
Kansas City Chiefs 
Jacksonville Jaguars 
Los Angeles Chargers 
Los Angeles Rams 
Miami Dolphins 
Minnesota Vikings 
New England Patriots 
New York Giants 
New York Jets 
Philadelphia Eagles 
Pittsburgh Steelers 
San Francisco 49ers 
Seattle Seahawks 
Washington Commanders This is an objective, unbiased ranking in the same vein as the NFL Title Belt. As such, the number 1 ranked team will always be the same as the current NFL Title Belt holder.
This is Week 1 of the NFL Title Rankings of the 2023 season. See here for last week's rankings.
There were a lot of shakeups including a new first ranked team. The Lions beat the Chiefs to take the NFL Title Belt and first ranking to start the season. Next, the Lions will have to defend against the Seahawks.
Let me know if you’d like to see more of this, if you’re curious about how I came up with these rankings, or if you noticed any mistakes.
| Ranking | 2023 Wk1 | Δ | Notes | |
| 1 | Lions | +11 | The Lions beat the Chiefs to take the NFL Title Belt and first. | |
| 2 | Chiefs | -1 | ||
| 3 | Browns | +3 | The Browns jumped 3 spots by beating the Bengals. | |
| 4 | Bengals | -2 | ||
| 5 | Falcons | +4 | The Falcons jumped 4 spots by beating the Panthers. | |
| 6 | Panthers | -3 | ||
| 7 | Saints | -3 | ||
| 8 | 49ers | -- | The 49ers maintained their rank by beating the Steelers. | |
| 9 | Steelers | -4 | ||
| 10 | Eagles | -3 | ||
| 11 | Cowboys | -1 | ||
| 12 | Bucs | -1 | ||
| 13 | Packers | -- | ||
| 14 | Raiders | +5 | The Raiders jumped 5 spots by beating the Broncos. | |
| 15 | Broncos | -1 | ||
| 16 | Jaguars | -1 | ||
| 17 | Dolphins | +9 | The Dolphins jumped 9 spots by beating the Chargers. | |
| 18 | Chargers | -2 | ||
| 19 | Rams | -1 | The Rams only dropped 1 spot by beating the Seahawks. | |
| 20 | Seahawks | -3 | ||
| 21 | Jets | +6 | The Jets jumped 6 spots by beating the Bills. | |
| 22 | Bills | -2 | ||
| 23 | Commanders | -2 | ||
| 24 | Giants | -2 | ||
| 25 | Vikings | -2 | ||
| 26 | Ravens | -2 | ||
| 27 | Patriots | -2 | ||
| 28 | Texans | -- | ||
| 29 | Titans | -- | ||
| 30 | Bears | -- | ||
| 31 | Cardinals | -- | ||
| 32 | Colts | -- | With the Colts losing to the Jaguars, the Colts will remain last. |
This ranking assumes that there are never any fluke games and all teams are appropriately ranked. If you beat a team that is higher ranked than you, you move ahead of them and they move down one spot. However, other teams can jump in front of teams that are higher ranked than you, moving you further down the rankings.
Well, I'm officially invested. Come on Packers we gotta stay ahead of those filthy Dolphins!
(yes we are a split fandom household how can you tell)