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I hate how accurate this is

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[โ€“] [email protected] 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

If helmets are so important then why are there still Dutch people alive..

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[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

We've developed long tongues that wrap around our brains to protect them when we fall. Like woodpeckers. This secret must not be reve