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[–] [email protected] 38 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Crazy they even have ketchup in the restaurant to begin with

[–] [email protected] 33 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Fries but also the place desecrates poutine and probably shawarma too (who cares, fast food) so it's all for the memes.

They have a channel with a bunch of skits too the guy who does them is pretty funny https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEnd7SQak5A

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Desecrates is the good term, reading the ketchup thing made me remember when I was in montreal at a fast food shawarma and pizza place, they also had poutine but with GRATED CHEESE, I was hurt

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Probably they sell fries with the schwarma, I've seen places that do.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I actually don’t know if I’ve ever seen a shawarma, gyro, doner kebab place that DOESNT have fries

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

… but shawarma/gyro/doner sauce on fries is SO much better than ketchup …

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Plebs gotta pleb.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Let me introduce you to a fine piece of 'Dutch' quisine, the kapsalon.

Imagine a dish with the following ingredients all on top of each other in a metal tray, from top to bottom:

  • cheese
  • garlic- and hot sauce
  • veggies (raw onions, lettuce, pepper, cucumber)
  • döner kebab
  • french fries
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Sounds like something akin to the halal snack pack. I’d crush either one of those if I could get one here in NEOhio

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

It looks great., I've never had a halal snack pack either. I think I'd like to crush either one of them tbh. It's like poutines foreign friend, potato base with various proteins and toppings. I 100% approve and need to find a place that serves them at some point in my life.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

basically a swedish kebab but with cheese and different sauces

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Sorry honey bunny.