this post was submitted on 19 Sep 2023
269 points (97.5% liked)

Comic Strips

16564 readers
1959 users here now

Comic Strips is a community for those who love comic stories.

The rules are simple:

Web of links

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
 

Source:

you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 years ago (3 children)

I can’t think of how they’d win without either rock or scissor sacrificing themselves to throw themselves into the mechanism. And if rock beats scissor does that mean it sacrifices itself? Or chucks scissor in there?

These are the things that keep me up at night.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

Paper can be very useful if you are going for the legal approach. In fact, I think they have a good chance overall. Scissors could jam it and become a martyr. Rock would just fuck it up and live out the rest of his days with a cool fading battlescar erroding away in a cool stream as a hero.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Scissor cuts the pull-start line; once the chainsaw stops, it can't start up again.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

or the fuel hose

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Scissors cuts fuel line?