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Health Experts Recommend Standing Up At Desk, Leaving Office, Never Coming Back (www.theonion.com)

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 years ago (5 children)

This is my plan for next Friday. Only waiting for my earned bonus.

Quit with nothing lined up just cuz I can’t do this anymore (spent 6 mths saving up for this so I can take my time). Gunna spend a few months playing video games and working on my depression and anxiety.

This is great advice. I wish we had universal healthcare and a UBI/socialized housing so everyone could just walk when it sucks. But that’s precisely why we don’t have those things. Can’t let people have real choices or they will choose to walk.

[–] NoXzema 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I did exactly this. Lost a lot of money with no immediate income but it was so worth it.

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