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Donald Trump turns up at New York fraud trial, complains it distracts from campaign (www.reuters.com)
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[–] [email protected] 47 points 2 years ago (1 children)

“I’m kicking my own ass here, do you mind?”

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 years ago (2 children)

My god, who did this to you?

"A mad man your honor! A desperate fool at the end of his pitiful ropes!"

What did he look like?

"Uh...about 6'2", 210lbs, big face, kinda orange"

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 years ago (1 children)

210 pounds, yea in your bra!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I mean your boobs are huge. I mean uh I wanna squeeze em. Uh uh 😗😙😗😙 momma