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The photo, Mr. Trump is doing the "Double dick jerk off" impression
It's not my best work, but here you go.
Stunning. It should hang in the Louvre.
People are saying I do the best bukkake. I met a guy who's a bukkake expert and do you know what he told me? He said, "Sir, you bukkake so perfectly. So perfectly." Can you believe that?
And, is it just me, or is he even more orange than usual?
He said he was the best father to two of his sons... 🤔
I don't think he knows about the D2F ratio.
He likes it in his eyes
Middle out