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Republican Speaker of the House Mike Johnson, in his first remarks after being elected Wednesday afternoon, told Members of Congress that “Scripture” and “the Bible” are clear that they have been “ordained” by God.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Everytime I hear of Vermont it feels like the only sane, progressive state in the US. It almost feels like a seperate country compared to everywhere else.

What's the opinion of it in the US?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

You can't fart in a parking lot without stinking up a Subaru.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

It is entirely composed of a coat factory, an ice cream factory, and B&Bs.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

I'd move there if y'all had better winters and beaches.