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[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 years ago (3 children)

I don't know what the fuck I'm doing with those loose coffee beans but sure!

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You put them in a condom, shake wildly, and then lick each coffee bean for extra strawberry flavor

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

They should definitely be chocolate covered. I've had those and they're excellent.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

I thought they were pistachios

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Also, why do we need coffee AND cocaine? I feel like the caffeine is just superfluous at that point.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)
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