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Joe Rogan Mistakenly Blasts Biden’s Mental Fitness Over Something Trump Actually Said (variety.com)

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 years ago (1 children)

One of the most punchable throats in media makes nonsensical noises. Film at eleven.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Dude doesn't even have a neck. He literally has one of the least punchable throats.

Edit - he's like a turtle with his head retracted. Just a forehead sticking out of a wide torso

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

All glans, no shaft.