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    [–] [email protected] 84 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Finding: It’s our new intrusion detection software deployed across the enterprise that reads every byte read or written to disk and memory.

    Check for updates and maybe, just maybe, the vendor, fickle gods that they are, will release an update that doesn’t mistakenly triple scan everything.

    [–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago

    Then the intrusion detection software ends up being the entry vector for a virus and the company doesn’t learn its lesson

    [–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Someone has worked for the DoD...

    [–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago

    Corporate experience

    [–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

    Department of the Delta Quadrant?