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xkcd #2898: Orbital Argument
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"Some people say light is waves, and some say it's particles, so I bet light is some in-between thing that's both wave and particle depending on how you look at it. Am I right?" "YES, BUT YOU SHOULDN'T BE!"
There's a very famous smart man with zany hair and a big tongue that says your comment is wrong and it's all relative to your frame of reference.
Gene Simmons?
I would have gone with Groucho Marx.
The Goblin Bulge King?