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Man named Deez-Nuts arrested & charged with battery over a BB gun (www.dexerto.com)

submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I know people who know him. Allegedly, he lost a bet and had to change his legal name to that.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Wait, who are we discussing right now? 🙃

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Deez Nuts

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

So close, you qualify for reddit 🥈*. Better luck next time.

Correct answer: "Deez-Nutz" ["missing: "-"].

*(Not legal tender on the fediverse or anywhere else in existence.)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Dashes are a PITA on mobile. :(