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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Oh my gosh you would make an excellent journalist.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Ha! Trying to talk me out of joining the military now that you given away the secret to easy street. Nice try. Bet they hire me as an officer after they see how big my dick is.

That's part of it right? They look at your dick; just to check. Right?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I was born with a vagina. I've always had a vagina.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Is there like a different ranking system for that?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

It's volume based.