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[-] [email protected] 124 points 1 year ago

This is the sort of thing the cranky old wizard says to the hero before inevitably teaching them about mushrooms so they can go on a magical adventure

[-] [email protected] 39 points 1 year ago

Mushrooms took me on a magical adventure where I met a wizard.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

I used to be a wizard, till I took a mushroom to the knee.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Well there's your problem. You're supposed to use the mushrooms orally, not topically.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Pretty sure you can use some mushrooms topically ๐Ÿ˜‰

[-] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

That gets a stamp of approval

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

My best trip had three things appear in the branches of the trees I was sitting under: A wizard, Bob Marley, and Optimus Prime.

It felt like a combination that could guard me against literally anything.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Ah the holy trinity.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

not a lot of people are mentioning the sex and gender aspects of mushrooms.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

"Mushroom cellar! I am going into battle and need your strongest mushrooms."

"..."

"I am talking to a dark room. Perhaps I already took strong enough mushrooms."

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