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[–] [email protected] 47 points 1 year ago (6 children)

Never bought it, never will. I don't understand people sometimes.

[–] [email protected] 64 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Well, it’s better than plastic bottles. If you’re at a concert or event, then it’s probably the sensible choice.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Cans have a plastic liner in them.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The inside of the can is lined by spray coating an epoxy lacquer or polymer to protect the aluminum from being corroded by acidic contents such as carbonated beverages and imparting a metallic taste to the beverage.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

What people can’t quote articles now?

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Ya good point, plasmadistortion. Recyclable aluminum cans are worse than plastic bottles. So glad you came here to share your wisdom with all of us. What other gems do you have?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Lemmy has become a toxic place thanks to people like you. I made a simple comment and instead you felt the need to be a jerk.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Lemmy is a toxic place since people talk about it stuff they know nothing about and than get bitchy when someone points it out.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It is not better than plastic bottles. A plastic bottle lets you re-close the container.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I assume they meant environmentally better. Much easier to recycle metal than plastic.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm not a huge festival goer but last time I was at one there were faucets from where you could just refill your bottles - for free.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Outdoor festivals are likely treated a little differently than indoor ones.

I've been to several concerts that pour all drinks into a plastic solo cup.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Which concert doesn't sell drinks in (reusable) cups?

And for festivals I still will go with some 5L canisters full of water over a lot of cans

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What bougie venue you been to that uses anything more fancy than a clear solo cup? Every concert I've been to in the last... 5 years at LEAST has been either a plastic bottle with the cap removed, a clear plastic cup, or a liquid death.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

At least here in Germany everyone is selling drinks (beer as well as Softdrinks) from the tap in cups with usually 1 or 2 euros as a deposit so people don't throw them to the ground and create a hazard

Often the cups are also branded from the band so I collected a couple over the years

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Ah, a deposit. That makes sense, so it'll never happen here jn the states lol.

[–] [email protected] 48 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Apparently their market is recovering alcoholics that want to feel like they're holding a beer can when they're out with friends.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Non-alcoholic beer exists and is available in cans. They even figured out how to make it taste like the "real" thing.

As someone who doesn't drink alcohol anymore but still loves the taste of beer, I highly recommend it!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Non-alcoholic and near-zero-ABV beers don't comport with a lot of people's sobriety.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Neither does being around other people when they drink, but some of us prefer not to close ourselves off to the rest of the world rather than making adjustments to make it easier to have a good time without getting drunk.

Just because some people are absolutists doesn't make you any more drunk from drinking beer with the alcohol content equivalent of a ripe banana (0.5% ABV) or less.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's not about being an absolutist; it's about understanding every person's sobriety is unique. I think you should focus on growing some empathy.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I have plenty of empathy. Maybe don't say that every person's sobriety is unique as a way to invalidate a part of mine.

I understand that some people would consider the taste a trigger that might make them want to drink regular beer. That's how I feel about the smrll of cigarette smoke, even as I'm simultaneously repulsed by it.

For some of us, though, being able to have the pleasant taste without getting drunk makes it easier to stay sober than having no other source for it. It works for me and it works for A LOT of other people too.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (3 children)

What brand(s) comes closest to tasting good, in your experience?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I have no personal experience but I've heard people say that Heineken 0.0 is a good one

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Athletic Company is good. People like the Heineken one. I don't drink those, though. I like a nice Hoplark or a nicer sparkling water (like Liquid Death) when I'm at an event where alcohol is prominent.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

A lot of the ones I drink are only available in Denmark, but the Dutch Bavaria and the German Perlenbacher make non-alcoholic beers that taste great and (especially in the case of Perlenbacher) are actually cheap too!

Of the more pricey ones, Italian Peroni and Danish Mikkeler also have some delicious non-alcoholic ones.

There's tons of others too, especially if you (unlike me) don't mind a moderately to very hoppy taste. Those are just off the top of my head 🙂

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

I bought some on sale once because it was cheaper than normal bubble water. I laughed every time I drank one and my wife refused to be seen with them. "Darling, don't you need to murder your thirst?!" It was the best sale purchase I've made at the grocery store in recent memory.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

As someone else said, recovering alcoholics, but also they market towards sustainability. Infinitely recyclable aluminum instead of single use bottles and all that. I'm still just gonna drink from the tap most of the time, but I'll pick one up on a road trip or if I'm going on a picnic or something

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Infinitely reciclable alluminum, but covered in plastic lol

[–] Blueberrydreamer 6 points 1 year ago

Technically true, but kinda pointless to bring up here. It's a thin layer that's vaporized during recycling. Not exactly comparable to a plastic bottle containing tens of thousands of times more plastic that's probably gonna sit in a landfill shedding plastic bits for the next 100,000 years.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Unsure why your downvoted, aluminium cans have a plastic liner on the inside. Their "better" than plastic bottles but still contribute to waste plastic.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

If I'm going to a party but not planning to drink, I'll always get some nonalcoholic drinks with me. If I can have a cool looking can or bottle, it's better. In general I get very much pleasure from uniquely designed drink containers

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Their flavored seltzers are absolutely repulsive, and I say this as a huge seltzer drinker

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

They taste more mineral water than seltzer water to me. Much more similar to a Perrier than a LaCroix. To me, at least, this means they taste fine cold, but start to go off pretty quick as it heats up and flattens. So, they have the same problem I have with Perrier, in that they're in larger containers and thus more prone to getting warm before you finish it.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Agreed. Polar or Waterloo is where it's at.