Given most software engineers develop in a cloud environment, I would… I mean my friend would have to shove their head into a server rack that is consuming high amounts of wattage. My friend would then have to try reaching for the motherboard by extending their tongue.

The only problem I see here is travelling to the data centre which are often located in different countries or even continents. I am not sure if their employer would cover that expense.

This is why they never get cleaned, you gotta start somewhere. Lick the keyboard!

They taste more like flies and less like butter.

I have eaten fried moth. Tasted much like almond

Thanks for sharing the insight. Apparently, it was a speed run hack on Xbox for an old SpongeBob game.

So, there’s some precedent set in the field of computer peripheral licking to improve results.