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[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago (2 children)

It's an allegory for any "extremely niche" interest that would have been considered super weird before these people could easily find eachother, although OP probably had furries and people like that in mind.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's 4chan. The dude literally wants to fuck toasters.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

They just wanted to fuck vacuums like a normal mechanoperv, but it's 4chan

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Yeah, I've mostly heard this mentioned in reference to really obscure fetishes that you'd probably never have a chance to indulge in if it weren't for the internet.