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[–] [email protected] 90 points 1 year ago (1 children)

A 6'x3' hole?

Little dude is chill now because he's dug your fucking grave, man!

Talk about cathartic. Everytime he feels like you're a dick to him, all he's gotta do is think of that hole waiting to swallow your body.

And he's got a blunt instrument with a handle to fix the size difference, that he's getting real good at wielding.

Hand him the shovel if you want, but don't turn your back.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Damn, that's one way to call someone short.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Either short or a shallow ass grave.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago (2 children)

It's only 2 measurements of a 3D hole, I assumed depth wasn't specified and it was 6 feet long and a yard wide. Traditionally graves are also 6 feet deep but that's not always practical, so if it's less you should put rocks on top to keep animals from digging it up. Since I'm pretty sure the kid isn't going to bother with a coffin, even if OP is taller than 6 feet, their knees and spine are bendable.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That's fair. I hadn't thought about the missing third measurement.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I could of course be wrong and it's six feet deep x 3x3. Not sure how a kid is throwing the dirt up and out, but possible. And easy to dump in a body, it'd just crumple down in there. Less suspicious in appearance too. Stick a little tree on top, water it in.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Or it could be measurements for a circle that is 6ft wide and 3ft deep. We don’t really have enough detail cuz they don’t say the shape but it doesn’t have to be square.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

They had to help him out of the hole. I'm guessing 6 feet deep

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Well he’s gonna have to dig down 2 more feet if he doesn’t wanna be left out with the yellow-spotted lizards.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

You should always put rocks on top if you cairn