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Possible snipers seen at OSU. Administration says they're not snipers but should be treated like they are. (midwest.social)
submitted 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) by seahorse@midwest.social to c/ohio@midwest.social
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Update, yes there are snipers:

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[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Make smoke screens.

Violent protest.

Force projection works both ways

Tankie

All in Minecraft, of course.

This guy is a foreign agent attempting to agitate Americans against their lawful government. Add his name to the list.

[–] tocopherol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I thought this was a good joke but apparently you might be saying this unironically?

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Its a joke until you're face to face with the cop who believes it sincerely.

[–] aniki@lemm.ee 9 points 11 months ago

You're at their mercy, regardless. Sucking boot doesn't change your outcomes.

[–] AMDIsOurLord@lemmy.ml 8 points 11 months ago

We should just send you to distract them by sucking their dicks off