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[–] [email protected] 61 points 1 year ago (31 children)

It was ideas like this that convinced me heaven wasn't real when I was young.

Like, some woman's first husband dies. She eventually remarries and is happy. Later she dies and goes to heaven. Who is she with there? Husband 1 or 2? Both? Neither? The only way it makes sense to me is if people are essentially high 24/7 so nothing bothers them. But, is that really so heavenly?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Like, some woman’s first husband dies. She eventually remarries and is happy. Later she dies and goes to heaven. Who is she with there? Husband 1 or 2? Both? Neither?

This isn't a problem for Mormons. They can have as many spouses as they want, and then when they die they get their own planet.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

But only if they have outie genitals. Those with innies are out of luck.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Outies and innies? I like that!

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