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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (5 children)

She's like 7 years old and roughly that size too.

@[email protected] deal with this guy

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The average goblin is about 3 to 3.5ft. And you can’t really tell a goblins age by looking at them. Admittedly, they reach adulthood at ~8 years old, but they live to 60.

You’re reaching, and it’s kinda creepy.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's a joke my friend. The FBI don't actually have a lemmy server

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Ya don’t joke about that kinda stuff.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

"It just looks like a kid"

Yeah a bit too much for me lol

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

Sad truth is, the government does not care about the wellbeing of goblins. Shameful.

That said, i do not see a mention of age.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

i will never understand the idea that human age limits would apply to a completely different species, if they're fully mature and capable of consent at 9 years old then that's their age limit, we don't get to impose that on their species.

Should we stop birds from getting it on with each other because they mature within a year or two? I think they might take offense to that, and i don't want to face an angry goose.