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[–] [email protected] 77 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The next 1/6 insurrection in 2025 will consist of hundreds of diapered men smearing the walls with shit. That dude that smeared his shit on the wall at the inaugural insurrection of '20 is gonna think he started a 'movement'

[–] [email protected] 51 points 1 year ago (1 children)

A bowel movement if you will..

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

Coming this Superbowel Sunday!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

History is going to have a doozy with this period.

Kids will be asking teachers if they are messing with them.