this post was submitted on 16 May 2024
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] [email protected] 209 points 1 year ago (4 children)

And then everybody clapped

[–] [email protected] 127 points 1 year ago (1 children)

We need a bot that comments this for every single greentext

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That sounds fun. How hard could it be?

[–] [email protected] 56 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I don't see why it would be fake, there's nothing unbelievable about it. I mean it is a greentext but there's no reason to, y'know

[–] [email protected] 60 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Anon has a wife

Red flag right there

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Also a gf. And a friend. Triple flag

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

There's also a point where you don't have to care. It's a good story and you can enjoy it on that basis.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Even if it didn't really happen to whoever wrote it, you know it's really happened to someone at some point.

[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago (4 children)

whats a clap and how do i get one?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

Sink a putt at a golf competition.

Those golf groupies will give you the clap.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Go to a really shady strip club, you might find some clap there. More likely if you pay with meth.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Nah there's a grain of truth to this. If you don't have lesbians in your social circle, you're fucking stupid and missing out big

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Now taking applications for lesbian friends.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

I know one.

She's Canadian, and is homeschooled.

She travels a lot, and doesn't have a cell phone.