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California Resto Lets You Pay For Meal With Your Face: Payment Method May Be Available Nationwide Soon (www.ibtimes.co.uk)

submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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Forget swiping your card - thanks to a banner year for biometric payments, with JPMorgan and Mastercard joining the fray, paying with your face could soon be your new reality.

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Wrinkles give you free shit now? 😲 I love the future!

But actually ma'am, I don't like this wireless keyboard board and would like a refund. I don't have a receipt. Look, it was an online purchase and I was home alone, I can show you the thing in my email! Oh you need biometric? Look I used my penis, could we, just skip this part? Okay fine, just give me a that towel over there. Click .. here, here's my penis in your app, happy?