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Pope Francis is gearing up for the first millennial saint, a web developer known as 'God's influencer' (ca.news.yahoo.com)

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Carlo Acutis, a teenage website developer, was attributed a second miracle by Pope Francis, advancing his path to becoming the first millennial saint.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I think the most disturbing thing here is that clearly the Holy See has a bias for JavaScript and/or PHP. I'm shuddering at that thought.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Everyone knows God writes in Perl

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

I mean when you look at the shit hole we live that makes no goddamn sense... Yeah it's Perl.