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[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Yup. I went years having tuna sandwiches for lunch.

It helps that I’m really uninspired by food, but if you don’t eat it you get weak and die so I relent and eat.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Hopefully that's in the past, because that's a lot of mercury you're getting having tuna daily. If not for the mercury concern I would probably do that myself though