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[–] [email protected] 89 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Humans don't have to kill things with their teeth. Sharks do.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah one thing you notice about the ocean is the teeth are designed so if you catch something it can't get away. Look at anglerfish and baleen. White sharks have hundreds of teeth. Most omnivorous land mammals have teeth just like ours.

This is just a bad comparison, but it is funny.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The joke is making fun of people who call us carnivores, though. Our teeth are very different from land carnivores, as well.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Again, humans don't kill with their teeth like land carnivores do.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I understand that, but my point was that we aren't carnivores at all, we are omnivores.

I am not vegan FWIW, I was just responding to the person who was saying that comparing us to sea carnivores was a bad comparison, when comparing us to land carnivores yields the same results. It seemed kind of like they missed the point of the joke which was to make fun of people who wrongly call us carnivores, especially as a response to veganism.

It was all kind of useless pedantry on my part, anyways, so I apologize.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Humans generally don't need to kill animals.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Neither do cows but I've seen one too many slurp a Snake like spaghetti and eat baby birds as if they were KitKats

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Just because an animal does it doesn't mean it's okay for humans to do it

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Aren't we also "just" animals as well though?

(Not defending either side, I just really dislike it when statements suggest we aren't also literally animals that somehow figured out to think slightly more than others...)

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Technically correct is the best correct. We are animals!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

We are animals in a very literal sense, but justifying an immoral act because it's natural for animals to do it opens the door to justifying other immoral acts because animals do them. Humans are animals, but we're uniquely the only animals capable of choosing to act ethically.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Just because an animal does it doesn't mean it's okay for humans to do it

Then comparing human teeth to animal teeth is irrelevant no? Because what the animals do is irrelevant.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Don't kid yourself, Jimmy boi. If a cow ever got the chance, he'd eat you and everyone you care about!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Many animals reproduce via rape. If I need to explain further, then I can't help you

[–] LaoArchAngel 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That depends on which humans and where. There are still plenty of tribes that live in areas where vegetation simply does not support their population. Luckily, humans evolved to be feed on more things than most things on the planet. We can eat plants, fungi, bugs, fish, etc.

So you're right. Humans don't need to kill animals. We can survive by killing just about any living thing on this planet. We can even eat things that would otherwise be super toxic to us by learning how to cook it, peel it, or skin it.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Pufferfish

develops one of the most lethal toxins in the animal kingdom

Humans

Oooh yummy!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Peppers

Develops a chemical that makes them taste like pain for mammals to make it more likely that birds will eat their fruit and spread it farther

Humans

Oooh, spicy! Let's grow lots of these and breed some to maximize that spice!

Peppers

Wait no--oh nm, I guess it's a surprise win.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

It’s true. I usually eat animals that were killed for me. Thanks, grocery stores!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Soon we’ll be able to produce all the meat we want without any conscious creatures involved

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'll just wait until photosynthesis can support brain function.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You sick bastard. Oh well to each his own.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Well, I don't like meat anyway, so...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago

I don't get what you're trying to guess.

But, kidney beans.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Funny thing is, have You ever seen any human having this kind of teeth naturally? No? Good coz nobody has, maybe (just maybe) as replacements but that would be the really cheap ones.