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[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

See, that's why I can't vote for Biden. /s

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I mean, Biden's the reason those bombs are there to begin with.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Nice work, Dimitri, how’s the weather in St. Petersburg?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (3 children)

If I'm Dmitri, you're Hermann.

I'm not the one sitting here making excuses for apartheid and genocide, Hermann.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Nope sorry only explanation is that you're Russian. Or if you somehow prove you're not Russian, then you're a useful idiot. Even the people who have voted third party for years, you've actually always been Russian.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

No, you're the one supporting the side whose potential VP candidate wrote "Finish them" on a piece of artillery to be used in the genocide that you pretend to be against, because she rightly believes their base will eat it up and doing so will help her get elected.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

You just outed yourself, only Russians would know how to spell “Dmitri” right

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

If you actually cared about Palestine to survive, your best bet is to vote Biden.

All the alternatives will make the situation literally worse.

But you don't care about Palestine do you? You just want Trump to win. Since your overlord Pootin commanded you to.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If you actually cared about Palestine, you'd be on the streets demanding immediate action instead of begging people to check a box months from now when half a million Palestinians have starved to death.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Because you’re hyper fixated on a vote months from now that won’t help Palestinians at the current moment? Your priorities are pretty clear.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

So. Let me get this straight. My BEST bet would be to vote for the same guy whose administration continues to provide billions of dollars in weapons to conduct airstrikes on refugee camps, and sometimes makes "We're outraged! Who would have thought Israel would continue killing civilians!" comnents. You're really as delusional as the other side. Greetings from a Pootin troll.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Glad you got it!

That administration isn't writing "finish them" on the bombs.

Or what did you think would happen if Biden lost? Some green party that hasn't gotten more than 5% of votes somehow winning?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

If she didn’t have any bombs to write on in the first place, people might not have such an issue with biden.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Yes that's exactly right, because the alternative manages to somehow be even worse. All hail the two party system.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Another lie.

You drop older stock bombs first so you don't have to decommission them. Everyone knows that. Israel already has all the bombs it needs to turn all of Gaza and the West Bank into a sheet of glass a dozen times over. Wtf are you talking about Biden sent them the weapons? American policy as to Israel has everything to do with its posture as to Iran and fuck all to do with Israel's posture as to Gaza, except that the West will not let Gaza or the West Bank fall into the hands of Iranian backed terrorists, i.e. Hamas.