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[–] [email protected] 99 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I mean, that logic got Brock Allen Turner, the rapist who now goes by Allen Turner, off the hook. I guess it's worth a shot.

[–] [email protected] 71 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You mean Brock Turner the rapist who now goes by Allen Turner the rapist? That Brock Turner the rapist?

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Derek Chauvin would also like a word.